CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin Apologizes, Hopes He Doesn’t Rub Off On His Colleagues
After getting caught allegedly pleasuring himself during a Zoom meeting with his New York colleagues, CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin apologized to America and then...
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Elderly Man “Mansplains” What it’s Like to Get a Prostate Exam
An elderly man in Irving, Texas stirred up controversy on Thursday after he “mansplained” to a 45-year-old woman what it is like to get a...
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Putin Says “Soviet Reunion” Meeting With Ukraine “Went Very Well”
Referring to it as a “Soviet reunion,” Vladimir Putin met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Monday to discuss undisclosed matters. Upon his return to...
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Chris Wallace Recommends High Voltage Shock Collars For Next Debate
After a contentious presidential debate – filled with bickering, name-calling, and the occasional personal attack – Chris Wallace recommended to future moderators that they require...
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Popular Coronavirus Video Goes Viral
A popular video detailing the origins of the coronavirus has gone viral after millions of people exposed it to their friends on social media. The...
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California Smoke Exports Reach All-Time Highs
As wildfires rage across the West Coast, California smoke exports have reached all-time highs, as eastern cities import more and more smog to their skylines....
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Shocking Study: Isolation Actually Does Not Improve Mental Health
Despite the common-held belief that social isolation improves mental health, a new Harvard study suggests that cultivating and maintaining relationships can actually reduce depression rather...
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Now’s Not the Time For Kim Jong-Un to Bomb the Ocean
Commentary on Andy Coop’s article: “Kim Jong-Un Threatens to Bomb the Ocean Again” Setting aside the obvious flaws in Andy Coop’s article about North Korea...
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Millennial Says His $82K Entry-Level Salary isn’t Horribly Unfair
A 26-year-old man in Kansas City, Missouri made front page news on Wednesday after declaring that the $82,000 annual salary he’s accruing for his new...
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Palestinian, Israeli Youths Create “Safe Spaces” to Avoid Feeling Triggered
A group of Palestinian and Israeli youths have joined forces to create “safe spaces” across the West Bank. The safe spaces will be zones strategically...
