Honest New Whole Foods Ad Says “It Pays to Be Pretentious”
In an effort that is being hailed by pundits as “honest” and “genuine,” Whole Foods launched a new ad campaign on Monday that encourages people...
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Professor Offers 16 Extra Credit Points to Any Student Who Identifies Zodiac Killer
A criminology professor at the University of California, Los Angeles, is offering 16 percentage points in extra credit to any student who identifies the infamous...
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Atheist Gym Owner Miraculously “Finds God” and Reopens Gym With 3-Minute Worship Sessions
After miraculously finding God, a formerly atheist gym owner in Topeka, Kansas reopened his gym on Wednesday by hosting three-minute worship sessions that take place...
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Pentagon: “We Can’t End the Wars… it Would Kill American Jobs”
As President Trump puts increasing pressure on the Pentagon to withdraw troops from abroad, officials insist that ending wars would kill American jobs. The Pentagon...
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CONTROVERSY: Four Seasons Total Landscaping Plans to Close For the Winter
Gaining national attention after Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani held a press conference in its parking lot last week, an obscure Pennsylvanian landscaping company is catching...
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Debate: Trump Campaign Dismayed That Prez Forgot to Look into the Camera and Violently Wag His Finger in Americans’ Faces
While the President showed much restraint during Thursday night’s debate performance, sources say the Trump campaign is disappointed that their candidate forgot to look into...
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MySpace is Back: “Please Come Home… We’ll Let You Post Whatever You Want”
For what years has been an artist-centric promotional hub, MySpace plans to go back to its roots and offer a social media platform designed for,...
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Chris Pratt in Hot Water For Voting What He Believes in
American actor, best known for his role in the hit TV show Parks and Recreation, is in hot water after he announced that he would...
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Jeff Bezos’ Ex-Wife Bitter That Nobody Seems to Know Her Name
The ex-wife of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos expressed bitterness on Friday because very few people seem to know her name, despite the fact that she...
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NEA Surprised Parents Are Choosing Quality Education Over Poor Education
The National Education Association (NEA) is surprised to see a rising number of parents moving their children from virtual-only public schools to private schools that...
