Jeff Bezos’ Ex-Wife Bitter That Nobody Seems to Know Her Name
The ex-wife of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos expressed bitterness on Friday because very few people seem to know her name, despite the fact that she...
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NEA Surprised Parents Are Choosing Quality Education Over Poor Education
The National Education Association (NEA) is surprised to see a rising number of parents moving their children from virtual-only public schools to private schools that...
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TrollWire Staff Members Threaten to Unionize
Three TrollWire staff members threatened to unionize on Wednesday, citing lousy pay and poor benefits. Below you will find live updates of the “protest.” 8:10...
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Elon Musk Vows to Make “Telepathic” Voting Available By 2024
Technology entrepreneur Elon Musk made a pledge on Friday to ensure that every American would be able to vote telepathically by the 2024 election cycle....
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$5,630,859,000,000: Takes Man 3 Times to Figure Out Decimals While Checking 2020 Federal Spending
The federal government set records for the amount of money it spent in the first ten months of fiscal 2020, leaving one man in a...
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Dennis Rodman Discourages Vacationing in North Korea Due to the Coronavirus
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman is encouraging Americans to put their vacation plans to North Korea on hold, strictly due to the coronavirus. Before expressing...
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Breath Mint Sales Plunge as Mask Use Increases
Breath mint companies are experiencing a sharp decline in sales, as more and more people are relying on face masks to contain their mouth odor....
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American Airlines Offers Grocery Delivery to Offset Decline in Revenue
To offset a sharp decline in revenue due to the COVID-19 pandemic, American Airlines announced Tuesday that it will be offering its own grocery delivery...
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Man Realizes “Bear Market” isn’t a Place to Purchase Bear Pelts
After hearing on the news last week something about a “bear market” and “Wall Street,” 52-year-old John Seymour of Buffalo, New York was gearing up...
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Burger King Says Heart Disease is Caused by High Vegetable Intake
As the leading cause of death in the United States, heart disease takes the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans ever year. High saturated...
