Man Realizes “Bear Market” isn’t a Place to Purchase Bear Pelts
After hearing on the news last week something about a “bear market” and “Wall Street,” 52-year-old John Seymour of Buffalo, New York was gearing up...
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Burger King Says Heart Disease is Caused by High Vegetable Intake
As the leading cause of death in the United States, heart disease takes the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans ever year. High saturated...
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The Onion Claims TrollWire is a “Ripoff of The Onion”
In a scathing editorial published last week, world-renowned news organization The Onion made a damning claim, declaring that TrollWire is nothing more than a “ripoff...
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SHOCKING: Clickbait Headline Tricks Social Media Users into Reading Article
And, yet, you still clicked. Share this shocking article with all your Facebook friends, Twitter followers, and MySpace friends for a chance to win a...
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Best Gas Station Reviews: The Good, the Bad & the Very Ugly
As TrollWire’s one and only business analyst, The Boss commissioned me to write up a review on the best gas stations across the United States....
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Trump Says TrollWire is the “Only Real News Left”
Following some mild criticism from two Fox News hosts, President Donald Trump announced on Twitter this Tuesday that TrollWire is the only legitimate media outlet...
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5 Best Risky Pot Stocks to Watch in 2020
If you are an astute investor looking for sky-high gains, then you already know… the riskier the investment, the better the investment. And what is...
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Don’t Like Your Job? Just Quit.
You only live once. That’s how I try to live my life. And that’s also how I offer my business and financial advice. Let’s face...
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Need Quick Cash? Get a Payday Loan!
Have poor credit? Need quick cash? Why not apply for a payday loan? At some point, you’ve probably received one of those enticing postcards that...
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How to Avoid Student Loan Debt
Don’t go to college. Mr. TerribleBusiness Columnist – I am a multi-millionaire venture capitalist and business owner. My hobbies include soap carving and collecting used...