Jeff Bezos Ruins Christmas After Announcing He’s the Real Santa Claus
Founder and CEO of Amazon Jeff Bezos ruined Christmas for millions of children around the world after announcing Monday that he is the real Santa...
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Woman Forgets to Remove “Coexist” Bumper Sticker After Adding “Kill the Rich” Sticker to Her Car
Controversy is brewing in Bend, Oregon after a young woman was caught adding what some are calling a “contradictory” bumper sticker to her 1959 Cadillac...
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Health Experts Guess That COVID-32 “Could Be a Really Bad One”
According to a growing number of health experts, the year 2032 could be a really bad year for a new strain of coronavirus. The medical...
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EPA Advertisement Encourages Chronic Huggers to “Try a Tree Instead”
The Environmental Protection Agency launched a new TV ad on Friday that encourages chronic huggers to try hugging trees rather than other human beings. The...
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Recruitment War Escalates as Girl Scouts Rebuke Boy Scouts For “Unfairly” Recruiting 8-Month-Olds
An already heated recruitment war between the Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts escalated this week after the latter group drastically reduced its age requirement and...
