Kim Jong-un’s Inner Circle Hosts “Courtesy Laugh” Training

According to multiple sources, several prominent members of Kim Jong-Un’s inner circle hosted a “courtesy laugh” training session over the weekend. The training was prompted after the Supreme Leader became visibly agitated with the lack of enthusiasm from a joke he recently told about the size of President Donald Trump’s hands.

“It was a pretty weak joke,” said an anonymous source who witnessed the event. “But you have to play the game. Not providing a ‘courtesy laugh’ to the Supreme Leader can be a death sentence.”

During the training, participants were told a string of “dad jokes” by a man wearing a fat suit. They were then trained on how to fake an authentic laugh. According to the curriculum, a successful courtesy laugh is measured by criteria such as volume, smile curvature, and length of the laugh.

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