Move the Deer Crossing to a Less Busy Street

A letter to the editor…

Dawson’s Creek – Hey, what’s happening? So I know you guys have some pull in this town, and I need some flippin’ help.

Know where the Applebee’s is on the south side of Main Street? There’s a deer crossing right there. This is a high-traffic street. Why, why, why would the city put a deer crossing right there? It’s one of the busiest streets in the whole damn town.

What kind of idiots run our government?

Can you get the city officials to move the deer crossing to a different street? Or, at the very least, move it west a few miles. It’s just absurd.

I love animals and all, but they don’t have to cross the street right in front of the Applebee’s. I eat there at least twice a week.